Zara purana joke hai. Gustkhi ki maaf....
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in t