A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about fifteen minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch he asks her: Why dont you eat the peanuts yourself? We cant chew them because weve no teeth, she replies. We just love the chocolate around them.