Who was the first person born in the world?
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?
Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden etc., but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of eating apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and not altogether bad."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. ...more