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Answers to my riddles:
Why did the computer go to the doctors?- To get rid of a virus
What do you call a sleeping bull?- A Bulldozzer
Why did the tomato turn red?- Because it saw salad dressing.!
Why did the boy eat his homework?- Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake !
Why did the biscuit go to the hospital? -Because it felt crummy.

Asked by LALITKUMAR RANA, 30 Jun '07 05:33 pm
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Good ones
Answered by vidhya venkat, 30 Jun '07 05:34 pm

 
  
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Nice quesions and nice answers
Answered by arun mishra, 30 Jun '07 05:33 pm

 
  
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It thought i have enough problems and too much work its hard disk was full of useless trash like songs and games it told the doctor i want to help those who use me properly so help me
Answered by SUDHA HALGEKAR, 01 Aug '08 11:53 am

 
  
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Great collection
Answered by varghese, 30 Jun '07 05:33 pm

 
  
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