Who said this " Youth is when you're allowed to stay up lat on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to" ?
# A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works."
# "Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine."
# "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."
# "If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
# "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
# "It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts."
# "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
# "Economists report that a college education adds ...more