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What was the latest joke you heard ?

Tags: relationships, entertainment, environment
Asked by Jazz, 26 Jun '13 01:15 pm
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That as per weather forecast station, it will be dark tonight....
Answered by Rahim Bahrain, 26 Jun '13 01:18 pm

 
  
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T.v. fake announcement from modi....he's joking with people of india....
Answered by vijay, 26 Jun '13 02:18 pm

 
  
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That bikes are fitted with A/C, Power steering and GPS system......
Answered by Pradipta pati, 26 Jun '13 01:59 pm

 
  
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Sardar ek mendhak se: kya sardaro ka dimag nahi hota?
mendhak answered...nahi...(aur wo pani me kood gaya)
sardaar: :((maine aisa kya puchh liya :((, iteni si baat ke liye isne suicide kyon kiya :((
Answered by kiran, 26 Jun '13 01:37 pm

 
  
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You may not like it because it was only a prayer of a little child to god " Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen" !!!
Answered by PARTHA PATHAK, 26 Jun '13 01:31 pm

 
  
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A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife
Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband : matlab??
Wife : dal chaval
Husband : to itna ghumaya kyo
Wife : maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho..... :)
Answered by uday shetty, 26 Jun '13 01:27 pm

 
  
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QA per Flirt bhi kar sakte ho , faceless public se
Answered by Gernal Singh, 26 Jun '13 01:19 pm

 
  
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Sardaar

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha :)
Answered by conviction, 26 Jun '13 01:16 pm

 
  
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Teacher - what is the inside of a tree called?
Sam - i don't know Teacher
Teacher - Bark Sam,Bark
Sam - Bow,wow

It was a joke i read in TOI:)
Answered by magi, 28 Jun '13 08:51 pm

 
  
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