What is the height of innocence?
Daughter: Momma, today teacher told that zero was invented by an Indian.
Mother:Yes,dear. It was invented by an Indian. He is a famous mathematician called 'Aryabhatta'.
Daughter: Well, then shouldn't we be proud of being an Indian.
Mother: Yes dear. We should be proud of this.We invented zero.
The little kid hands over her school report card to her mother with a seraphic smile on her face.
Daughter: Mom,won't you be proud of me after seeing my marks.
Mother: Hmm ! you scored good marks,is it ?
Daughter: No Momma, I scored a big zero in my science paper. I hope you will be proud of me as I scored a zero .!
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked
Then why did you eat him?
(:- ) Sunny & Sweety Chauhan