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A daughter is talking to her mother
Daughter: Momma, today teacher told that zero was invented by an Indian.
Mother:Yes,dear. It was invented by an Indian. He is a famous mathematician called 'Aryabhatta'.
Daughter: Well, then shouldn't we be proud of being an Indian.
Mother: Yes dear. We should be proud of this.We invented zero.
The little kid hands over her school report card to her mother with a seraphic smile on her face.
Daughter: Mom,won't you be proud of me after seeing my marks.
Mother: Hmm ! you scored good marks,is it ?
Daughter: No Momma, I scored a big zero in my science paper. I hope you will be proud of me as I scored a zero .!
Answered by Amit Dhabboo, 22 Apr '10 09:01 am
Daughter: Momma, today teacher told that zero was invented by an Indian.
Mother:Yes,dear. It was invented by an Indian. He is a famous mathematician called 'Aryabhatta'.
Daughter: Well, then shouldn't we be proud of being an Indian.
Mother: Yes dear. We should be proud of this.We invented zero.
The little kid hands over her school report card to her mother with a seraphic smile on her face.
Daughter: Mom,won't you be proud of me after seeing my marks.
Mother: Hmm ! you scored good marks,is it ?
Daughter: No Momma, I scored a big zero in my science paper. I hope you will be proud of me as I scored a zero .!
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Read this :
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked
Then why did you eat him?
Answered by Avtar Khalsa, 22 Apr '10 09:01 am
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked
Then why did you eat him?
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A little girl praying on New year's eve "Dear Lord, this New Year please send clothes for all those ladies, who are in my brother's laptop.
(:- ) Sunny & Sweety Chauhan
Answered by Sunny Chauhan, 08 May '10 12:29 am
(:- ) Sunny & Sweety Chauhan
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Kiss a man and always think kahin pregnant to nahi ho jaoongi?
Answered by krish, 22 Apr '10 10:08 am
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