Q.
TIME TO LAUGH....
Santa ek Jyotish k pass kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotish:- Tera naam santa singh hai ?
Santa: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish:Tujhe ek ladki aur ek ladka hai?
Santa: g
Jyotish: Tune abhi dus kilo chawal khride hain?
Santa: Haan g tussi to antaryami ho.
Jyotish:- agli baar ana to kundli lana, Ration Card nahi.
Asked by Amrish Goel,
06 Jun '12 11:41 pm
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Answered by ambuj kumar, 06 Jun '12 11:44 pm
hi hi hi
ho ho ho
hu hu hu
hsu hsu hsu
hua hua hua
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