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TIME TO LAUGH....

Santa ek Jyotish k pass kundli dikhane gaya.

Jyotish:- Tera naam santa singh hai ?

Santa: Ji Maharaj.

Jyotish:Tujhe ek ladki aur ek ladka hai?

Santa: g

Jyotish: Tune abhi dus kilo chawal khride hain?

Santa: Haan g tussi to antaryami ho.

Jyotish:- agli baar ana to kundli lana, Ration Card nahi.

Tags: ji maharaj, time to laugh, ek jyotish
Asked by Amrish Goel, 06 Jun '12 11:41 pm
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Nice
Answered by anil garg, 07 Jun '12 12:53 am

 
  
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.........
Kya baat hai
Answered by vedprakash sharma, 06 Jun '12 11:50 pm

 
  
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:-)))))))))
Answered by common sense, 06 Jun '12 11:49 pm

 
  
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Ha ha ha
hi hi hi
ho ho ho
hu hu hu
hsu hsu hsu
hua hua hua
Answered by ambuj kumar, 06 Jun '12 11:44 pm

 
  
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