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Wedding Speech!

Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws:

My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...

Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not disturb anybody's routine...

So far as I'm concerned, I'm here only to:
Eat BUN,
Have FUN and
Entertain yiur SON! :-p

Tags: sex, son, relationships
Asked by valiente nahu, 06 Feb 04:56 pm
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1.

Good one. One correction though. I am here not to entertain your son. I am here because your son brought me here. I didn't come by myself so respect me.
Answered by Avantika, 06 Feb 05:53 pm

 
  
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Lolllllzzzzzzzz.......
and spend ur Dhan (money) :P
Answered by MAdhavan Avadhany, 06 Feb 08:49 pm

 
  
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Simply awesome, and you may certainly make use of this, when such an occasion arises to you in future, and all the best well in advance....!
Answered by Dil Se, 06 Feb 06:01 pm

 
  
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Modern girl
Answered by BINDAS BOL, 06 Feb 05:41 pm

 
  
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Ha ha ha
Answered by Tushar Kher, 06 Feb 05:25 pm

 
  
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Shadi ho payee ya, pehle hi din talaaq ho gaya :P
Answered by Lucky, 06 Feb 05:09 pm

 
  
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Hahaha what a DIL , MIL ka kya hoga ..:P
Answered by Ginger, 06 Feb 05:04 pm

 
  
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Nice one.
Answered by M Shankar, 06 Feb 05:02 pm

 
  
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Waah,,,,,,,,,,,,,))))
Answered by Union Tango, 06 Feb 05:00 pm

 
  
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Very true
Answered by rajnikant raiyarela, 06 Feb 04:57 pm

 
  
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