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Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train.

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him

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Tags: relationships, entertainment, environment
Asked by Rahee, 13 Sep '13 11:19 am
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1.

Thatcher continues to think: Nobody knew of the good time I had with Vajpapee. Older the wine, the better it is. How calm sweet and peaceful it was......no sound of kissing and no slapping. But did our faces showed that (perplexed faces)? Maybe No:-)
Answered by Shunmugham, 13 Sep '13 12:14 pm

 
  
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Vajpayee or Musharraf kissed own hand then slapped himself.
Answered by Flying Saucer, 13 Sep '13 02:11 pm

 
  
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No one kissed or slapped anyone.
It was a scene created by MI6.
Musaraff bechara toh janam janam ke dukhi atma hai.
Answered by Prakash Chandra, 13 Sep '13 01:13 pm

 
  
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Yes
Answered by anil garg, 13 Sep '13 12:15 pm

 
  
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Joke complete ho gaya kaya i think it is not complete do post the second part also
Answered by rajan, 13 Sep '13 11:24 am

 
  
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Ye tumhara banaya hua joke hai kya
Answered by malika saran, 13 Sep '13 11:23 am

 
  
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