U R watching TV in UR drawing room...suddenly a stranger rushes in to UR drawing room saying that he is in distress hungry,thirsty,and seeks asylum for that night...and U get from TV that a dangerous culprit has been fled away from jail and whose photograph somehow resembles the stranger...at such a situation what would U do....???
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "Will you spend this at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light area instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. ...more