HUMOR SPEAK : Which is your all time favorite joke/limerick/one liner/pun/comic caper?
Please do share why?
naash ho ithihas ka
san ke samnder beh gaye
mar gaye woh log
rone ke liye hum reh gaye....
shajahan ,humayun,babar aur akbar aap tha
kaun tha beta na jane kon kisika baap tha.......
ab why ka answer dene ki jarurat na pade shayad.....this is only part of the poem,puri poem to bahut hi dhamke daar hai.........har subject(school wale) ka varnan kiya gaya hai!!! english,hindi,maths,geography,sanskrit
1. Jack and Jill in Laloo style :
Jekwa n Jilwa gaya upar hilwa paani bhari ke vaste
Jekwa gir gawa , uka khopdi fut gawa n
Jilwa aawat awaat sarura mar gawa
2. What is globalisation? Diana's death. An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorbikes, treated by a Portuguese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms was written by an Indian on a Chinese phone and smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal!
3. This is with due apologies to my Gujarati friends. ...more
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies ...more
Achaanak saamne yamdoot aa gaya aur bola " Tumhari ichchha maan li gayi hai, mein tumhari jaan lene aaya hoon ".
Aadmi emotional hokar bola " lo bataao, ab ek dukhi insaan, majaak bhi nahin kar sakta " ?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
obama---wow! how many?
manmohan singh---25 SC, 20 ST, 5 handicapped, 9 minorities and if possible 1 astranaut..........:)))))))
A mom passing by her sons bedroom was astonished.everything was packed asif for a journey.then she saw a letter on the bed.she opened it and read it:Dear mom,i'm writing this with great regret as i had to elope with my girl friend and so and so....and atlast ending with "someday we'll come and visit so u can get to know your grandchildren..and then written below
P.S : Mom none of the above is true.i'm at the neighbors house.i just want to remind u that there are worse things in life than my exam results in my table.call me when its safe for me to come home.":-)
(1) An American was going to India for the first time.One of his friends told him that if he comes across a gentleman wearing a turban and with big moustaches and a beard, just call him " How are you Mr.Singh?" He will be utterly surprised how you know his name!
(2) One sardarji was moving at a fast speed.Someone stopped him.Reluctantly he stopped and asked the reason for being stopped.The man told him "Sardarji, aag lagi hai!'
Saedarji was not at all bothered and replied 'Pher mainu ki?"
To this the man treplied "Sardarji,aag thwade ghar lagi hai!"
The sardarji nonchalantly replied 'Pher tainu kee?'
Na woh izhaar karta hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karta hai.
And they lived happily ever after.