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Son to sardar : Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?

Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
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Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you......... ..

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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Asked by djnils, 11 Jun '08 01:44 pm
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1.

Ooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii putar tu to kamala ki joke bolta hai.
Answered by joyesh chakraborty, 11 Jun '08 01:49 pm

 
  
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Comment for 1st Joke : The Dad Sardar is a MATHEMATICIAN
Comment for 2nd Joke : I think they hav done PHD in Archelogy
Comment for 3rd Joke :
Answered by roopa vathi, 11 Jun '08 01:46 pm

 
  
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Good joke djnils,
I think you love this song based on sardaar...
http://youtu.be/hPbihwHhV7Y
Source: http://youtu.be/hPbihwHhV7Y
Answered by nilam prit, 18 Oct '12 10:04 am

 
  
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All the jokes are very good thank u hasane ke liye
Answered by kritika Mehrotra, 11 Jun '08 07:29 pm

 
  
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Good one
Answered by Gurdeep Chawla, 11 Jun '08 07:06 pm

 
  
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Mujhe yaqeen hai ki ye koyi aur sardaar ji honge apne manmohan ji nahi.........
Answered by Huda Wafa, 11 Jun '08 01:47 pm

 
  
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Keep it up
Answered by DEEPAK BHALOTIA, 11 Jun '08 01:46 pm

 
  
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So funny.. nice....
Answered by jyoti prabhakar, 11 Jun '08 01:46 pm

 
  
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No.2 was best
Answered by Taj, 11 Jun '08 01:45 pm

 
  
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Old but good
Answered by Deepesh Tailor, 11 Jun '08 01:45 pm

 
  
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