Why did the chicken cross the road?
Asked by - t i k u -, 13 Nov '08 11:57 am
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To lay egg on the other side of the road where demands were more!!!Answered by gkr, 13 Nov '08 12:01 pm
KINDERGARTEN BOY: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX : It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. BILL GATES: The newly rele ...moreAnswered by Muktha Radhakrishnan, 13 Nov '08 12:12 pm
To enter in the hotel for frying.Answered by rajesh kg, 13 Nov '08 11:59 am
No way outAnswered by Damodar Biswal, 13 Nov '08 11:57 am