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Please someone share a joke....feeling very low.....

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Asked by Rahee, 02 Apr '13 11:48 am
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
Answered by Quest, 02 Apr '13 02:12 pm

 
  
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Girl: i cheated

boy : so wat do u think i love u? I was cheating u from past 2 years

girl: cried and said i was talking about exams..
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Boy
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Answered by sharfaziz, 02 Apr '13 11:56 am

 
  
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My grandmother confused me from age 1 to 7, i thought my name is hey bhagwan!
Answered by pavman kurgund, 02 Apr '13 11:55 am

 
  
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Ok ok..

... ... ..
ek sher tha.

aur wo chuha ban gaya...

kese.. kese..???

usen shadi kar li ..
Answered by harpreet, 02 Apr '13 11:54 am

 
  
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5.

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?

They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
Answered by shaakal, 02 Apr '13 11:51 am

 
  
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Have a cup of hot coffee or tea you will feel better
Answered by rajan, 02 Apr '13 11:49 am

 
  
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You are the best person one can find
Answered by Om Shrivastava, 02 Apr '13 11:49 am

 
  
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Joke to hamare paas ni hai par, gana hai chakde chakde sare gham,hum hain tere sang
Answered by malika saran, 02 Apr '13 11:49 am

 
  
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Pyaas lagi hai Mummy.
paani pe lo Beta.
Gandaa hai.
Tou dho lo
Answered by Mahachor Baghela, 02 Apr '13 11:49 am

 
  
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