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Why not name him AJMAL KASAB, or HAFEEZ SAEED, or ZAKI-UR RAHMAN LAKHWI, or DAWOOD IBRAHIM, or, HAMID GUL, or, ---- I think I better stop or the list would be endless. But hey1 wait a minute. the only difference between all these names and your Labrador is that your Labrador is a pretty harmless creature. On second thoughts, I think I wont insult your Labrador by giving him any of these names. I was under the impression that you had to christen your swine.