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How about a joke in the morning???

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Asked by Parminder Singh, 24 May '11 10:32 am
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1.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isnt heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, whats your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. ...more
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Answered by Daler singh, 28 May '11 02:36 pm

 
  
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Do u ever try to "eat water" instead of "drinking water??
Funny one..:))
Answered by MOUCHANDRA DEYSARKAR, 25 May '11 11:36 am

 
  
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Welcome
Answered by rajnikant raiyarela, 24 May '11 11:36 am

 
  
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Welcome provided there is spare time available to tell and listen in the busy morning ki bhag-daud!!!!
Answered by Vishwanath V, 24 May '11 10:58 am

 
  
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5.

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!
I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal,
who will then fire you." With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell ...more
Answered by PARTHA PATHAK, 24 May '11 10:45 am

 
  
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6.

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in

Spanish, unlike

English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
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Answered by Abhinav Garg, 24 May '11 10:34 am

 
  
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