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Make me laugh. I am a bit upset.

Tags: relationships, make, bit upset
Asked by swapna agarwal, 31 Oct '12 09:38 am
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1.

Aaj manmohan singh, apne dimag ka use karenge .
kyoki aaj wo mousi ki ijajat ke bina wash room gaye
Answered by robinson, 31 Oct '12 10:01 am

 
  
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2.

Santa was surfing on the net. He got a message, "Page 404 not found".
Santa: There's some virus in my computer.
Pappu: What happened?
Santa: But I wasn't even looking for "Page 404" and they keep showing the message about it.
Answered by Red label, 31 Oct '12 09:49 am

 
  
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Answered by common sense, 31 Oct '12 09:40 am

 
  
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Sure
come before us
we will have a big laugh
Answered by anil garg, 31 Oct '12 10:41 am

 
  
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Ghanta and fanta were playing chess. manta and hanta came there & asked whether they can play doubles ..... !!!
Answered by Manoj Joshi, 31 Oct '12 09:44 am

 
  
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Agar paas hotin to gudgudi karke hasate aur mujhe jokes nahin ate
Answered by malika dhillon, 31 Oct '12 09:40 am

 
  
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