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Suggest me some long and funny poems

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Asked by priya chugh, 09 Apr '11 02:08 pm
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1.

How Things Change (Poem) :
Never wanted anyone
Now somebody's here
Never missed his kisses
Now I need him near
Never felt this happy
Never felt this strange
Funny how things change
Funny how things change
Lived my life in starlight ...more
Answered by saranathan Narasimhan, 03 Apr '13 02:47 pm

 
  
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Nahi maloooooooooooooooooom
Answered by conviction, 27 Mar '13 10:48 pm

 
  
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3.

In the room across the hall
Sitting on his bland oak chair
Sat Ned, the most popular of all
Among the other students there
Writing quietly with an intent stare.

He wrote to the one whom he cherished
With confidence in his pen
But suddenly that confidence perished
He had heard a noise just then ...more
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Answered by anil garg, 22 Apr '11 12:30 am

 
  
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Not aware of one:)
Answered by sumati gayki, 12 Apr '11 02:09 pm

 
  
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5.

Drop the eraser end of your pencil
on your desk.
See how high it will bounce.

Drop your books on the floor.
See how loud a noise you can make.

Hum.
Get all your friends to join in.
...more
Answered by Keen Observer, 09 Apr '11 02:19 pm

 
  
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A Seasonal Request

Now I've tried all the normal approaches
All the pick-ups an' chat-ups an' stuff
Tried mi hand at so-phistication
Wi' some girls who were nowt if not rough
I've been seen down the discos an' dances
Bought cocktails for them as were broke
In mi quest for the perfect companion
Who'd see me as her perfect bloke ...more
Answered by Anurag Sharma, 09 Apr '11 02:13 pm

 
  
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7.

Only raise your hand when
you want to sharpen your pencil
or go to the bathroom.
Repeat every ten minutes.

Never raise your hand
when you want to answer a question;
instead, yell, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!"
and then, when the teacher calls on you,
say, "I forgot what I was going to say." ...more
Answered by sharfaziz, 09 Apr '11 02:12 pm

 
  
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