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Can U tell me 1 Joke........??????????????

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Asked by anantharaman, 19 Jan '11 09:34 pm
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Two females.....sit quietly....
Answered by humtum, 19 Jan '11 09:37 pm

 
  
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There are many morally and sensitive jokes here,. so present for you,, present for friends,,, with respect,,, so Be Happy please........
***** Ab Suraj ko hi dekh lo - Aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehta hai Kiran ke saath aur jata hai Sandhya ke sath nisha ki aur **** aur....

**Kanjoosi ki bhi hadd hoti hein., ki kanjoosi har kaam me karte raho,. abb itani bhi kanjoosi kyaa ki GHAR ME AAG LAG JAAYE AUR FIRE BRIGADE WAALON KO MISS CAAL KARTE RAHO !!!
Answered by OBERoi, 19 Jan '11 09:41 pm

 
  
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Sir,a man was painting his home.Suddenly he got an idea to save money...he painted upper part of the wall and wrote below "Same as Above" :)
Answered by magi, 19 Jan '11 09:41 pm

 
  
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How can a can you double your money?
By folding it in half.
Answered by nahu, 19 Jan '11 09:38 pm

 
  
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Yes, i can. But i am afraid u must be knowing it.:))
Answered by Tushar Kher, 19 Jan '11 09:38 pm

 
  
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A jolly person is looking for a joke ,is a great joke ...........
Answered by pradeep mishra, 19 Jan '11 09:37 pm

 
  
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Santa oxford university mein professor tha...

Santa oxford university mein professor tha...

Niche kya dhund rahe ho...
Joke to upar tha..
Answered by Insane Guy, 19 Jan '11 09:37 pm

 
  
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Not heard for a long time and have almost forgotten jokes..
Answered by dangerst moon, 19 Jan '11 09:36 pm

 
  
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Yes Please
Answered by hitler, 19 Jan '11 09:36 pm

 
  
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Kya huzoor, kya baat kerte hai aap - aaiye,, shaam ho rah ihai,, kahi tahelene chale :)
Answered by conviction, 19 Jan '11 09:35 pm

 
  
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