Havaldar Jarnail Singh of armoured corp, to C.O.:
I named my new born son Karnail Singh, saah !
C.O. Good Army man Army naam.
Next year... I have named my second son Major Singh saah !
C.O. Good good ! Army waala naam !
Third year... C.O.... I heard you have a daughter now Havaldar Jarnail Singh... Now what ...!!??
No problem saah. I have named her Armoured Kaur, Saah !!