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What is the difference between a physicist and an accountant?

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Asked by soumyen sarkar, 26 Dec '09 10:15 pm
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Physicist makes the world revolve round us with his theories, whereas an accountant makes us revolve round the world with his accounts...:)
Answered by Muktha Radhakrishnan, 29 Dec '09 10:27 am

 
  
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Physicist - A person who tries to figure out how the universe runs
Accountant : A person who tries to figure out how the company runs

Physicist : soomeone who doesnt have enough income to even come under taxes
Accountant : someone whose fee is double the amount he saves u in paying tax

Physicist : proves the most obvious thing in a least obvious way
Accountant : proves the least obvious thing in the most obvious way....
Answered by sumitha, 27 Dec '09 03:44 pm

 
  
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What a question !! you must be an accountant to tax our brain heavily , in this sunday morning ...ha..ha .
You know there is a guard at heaven where one has to prove his identity ? Newton's goes to heaven and asked by guard to prove his identity . He delivers a 2 hour lecture to be admitted in heaven.

The greatest accountant reaches the gate and was very angry and he told , do u know I am the greatest accountant of the world and looking after Bill gates account ? Sorry sir , even Newton had to prove it ... who is this bloody Newton ? ok sir ... I now agree you can be none other than that account ... A physicist invent gravity and an accountant pull it down to earth with his billing hours
Answered by PARTHA PATHAK, 27 Dec '09 10:31 am

 
  
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A physicist deals with matter,their properties & invents best utilisation for the mankind.............But an accountant keeps the accounts of those inventions in terms of Debit & Credit .Accountant is confined within the VOLUME of Pocket while Physicist is Open in the volume of Galaxy,NOVA,Super Nova...... as much as you wish to go...............Both are with Pen & Paper all the time........Both Calculates...........Accountant within his domain of numbers........but a Physicist from infinitisimal to infinity..............Now the difference is Clear I hope.........
Answered by Santiranjan Pal, 27 Dec '09 07:35 am

 
  
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A physicist is a practitioner of physics, a scientist, Albert Einstein was a physicist..an accountant is somebody who keeps all the financial information..im not stating any difference here as these are two different professions, bound to different from each other..
Answered by bobo, 26 Dec '09 11:47 pm

 
  
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Physicist is a doctor and acountant is a clerrk
Answered by sreekumar, 26 Dec '09 10:21 pm

 
  
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