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Is there any Chartered Accountant to prepare the profit and loss account of your life and capable of finishing the balance sheet? if you know such an Accountant, please give his details . One day I may need him.

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Asked by soumyen sarkar, 20 Oct '12 03:01 pm
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Have you maintained a ledger, day book and vouchers for all the transactions you have performed till date? Without that no charted accountant can prepare your P/L or Balance sheet. Since it is not possible to keep a record of all our day today activities - no charted accountant (even the one who certified Satyam's books of account) would dare to certify our life's final accounts. An accountant needs the input data of every transaction in your life to draw up its final accounts. Even a munim ji in a bannia firm needs to check the partha, without which even munimji who is basically a financial wizard capable to converting all your sins into virtue will not be able to help you. Actually if you want an account of your life you should go to an Astrologer. You just needs to tell him what was the time,date and place of your bith. He will use his reference guide in the form of ephemeris and almanac and finger joints for counting (he never uses a calculator like those stupid accountant) and w ...more
Answered by Shyam, 20 Oct '12 03:28 pm

 
  
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Try calling someone people call GOD .
Answered by Quest, 20 Oct '12 03:04 pm

 
  
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You only can better judge this.. for sure.
Answered by Pawan Gupta, 20 Oct '12 03:04 pm

 
  
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That means at present your equation with God is not good at present
Answered by iqbal seth, 20 Oct '12 04:27 pm

 
  
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Bhagwanji has full account and no one knows it
Answered by Ramesh Agarwal, 20 Oct '12 03:18 pm

 
  
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One has to prepare his / her own profit and loss account, by making entries of good deeds and bad deeds.
Answered by Burjor Tarachand, 20 Oct '12 03:14 pm

 
  
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There would be none who would know the profit and loss account of your life...better than you, yourself..... provided, of course, you have a mind to think, reflect and judge...
Answered by aruna v, 20 Oct '12 07:20 pm

 
  
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