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Some classic definations

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Asked by cartoon network, 06 Mar '10 04:06 pm
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Definition of Lecture is wrong.-----notes of the students?
Answered by dare devil, 10 Mar '10 07:21 am

 
  
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Interesting
Answered by anil garg, 14 Apr '10 05:35 pm

 
  
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The 6th one needs correction .............cartoon ho yaar tum
Answered by gaurav shokeen, 06 Mar '10 04:11 pm

 
  
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