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I am too bored can you get me one good joke ?

Tags: relationships, entertainment, environment
Asked by jameel ahmed, 06 Sep '13 07:33 pm
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Beta papa se pucha: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakum?
Papa thandi saans lete hue kaha: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon!
Answered by Francisco, 06 Sep '13 08:03 pm

 
  
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2.

A man approcahed a very beautiful lady. he said ur place or mine.
she said im not kind of a lady
he said i will give you ten lakhs rupees
no im not a in that profession. i dont agree
he said okay , i will give you one crore.
she said , okay , my place but be quick.
he said , yeah im running short of money , can i give you adjust with just ten thousand
she said : what kind of lady do you think i am. i already told you im not that kind. get lost.
he said : we already established what u r. we r just negotiating the price now
Answered by Gabbar Singh, 06 Sep '13 07:44 pm

 
  
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3.

Modi dont want to be PM:))
Answered by rk, 06 Sep '13 07:44 pm

 
  
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4.

An elderly man was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening.


He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request
to his wife with endearing terms such as:

Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been
married almost 70 years and clearly, they were still very much in love.

...more
Answered by PARTHA PATHAK, 06 Sep '13 07:41 pm

 
  
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When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed...:))
Source: Success creates Fake Friends & True Enemies...:)0
Answered by sushil lalpuria, 06 Sep '13 07:37 pm

 
  
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6.

No use after 5 hrs
Answered by alok khatore, 07 Sep '13 09:28 am

 
  
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7.

Banta Singh having a political discussion with a Pakistani in London.
Paki Says " We have a new Prime minister and his name is Nawaz Sharrif."
Banta " Oh yah, what a coincidence. Our Prime Minister is also called Nawaz Shareef"
Paki " Banta, do not pull my leg. I know he is Manmohan Singh"
Banta " Oh yes, But he is Na-Awaz (No voice) but very Shareeef(Honest)"!!!
Answered by Nitin Ray, 06 Sep '13 08:07 pm

 
  
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8.

Jokes are not my cup of tea sir
Answered by rajnikant raiyarela, 06 Sep '13 07:45 pm

 
  
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