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Rajinikanth Jokes!
For quite some time now, Rajini Sir jokes are famous among the Indians (home or away from home)...

Which is your favourite Rajnikant / Rajini joke? :)))

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Asked by rajneesh Rediff, 03 Nov '10 09:31 am
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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Answered by Vineet Mehta, 03 Nov '10 09:32 am

 
  
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What happened when Rajini participated in a triple jump competition?

He became the first person to set foot on Mars, Jupiter and Saturn.



What happens when Rajini boards a town bus?

The conductor and driver buy tickets from him
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Answered by gowrish gowrish, 05 Jan '11 04:23 pm

 
  
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We all know Sir Isaac Newton, the man behind the laws of Physics and truly a scientist extraordinaire!! But you know what the universal laws of Physics were proven wrong and Newton was greatly disappointed.

Heres the reason why Newton committed suicide..

Once, Newton had come to India and he had watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. Here is how he was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk .

In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors cant be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybodys surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!

In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a kn ...more
Answered by ankit shivam, 03 Nov '10 09:42 am

 
  
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