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out with anyone you want in Heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, 'I want to hang out withGod.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one whoinvented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?' Arthur said, 'Yes, that's me.' God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some majordesign flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the fro ...more