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How can I settle in the USA?

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Asked by anju chauhan, 11 Sep '12 09:48 am
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If you are a woman, pretend to be in love with a US citizen / Legal Resident, decieve him to marry you. As soon as you got the marriage certificate dial 211 and falsely accuse him of Domestic Violence and Rape and move to a VAWA shelter.

You will be on a fast-track for a Green-Card and US citizenship - all expenses paid for by the US tax payer and as a bonus you will be getting full social benefits.
Answered by Venkatanarasimha, 11 Sep '12 09:53 am

 
  
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Get green card and visa
Answered by anil garg, 25 Sep '12 07:09 pm

 
  
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Become Green Card holder.
Answered by Flying Saucer, 11 Sep '12 10:07 am

 
  
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Go there study masters get married to an NRI and get citizenship-setlle down
Answered by Radha, 11 Sep '12 10:03 am

 
  
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