God forbid, if U r part of a scam & want 2 run away from answers like India politicians, here r a few time tested techniques:
Chest pain, get into a hospital
Blame it on the foreign hand
Go abroad for medical treatment
Make important papers disappear
Conspiracy theoery..Say its motivated by opposition
Divert peoples mind. Make new headlines
Hunger strike...If u can stay hungry
Cry...Crying in public is good for you
God men..Take help from self styled god men
Look for scapegoats.....
Any more U can think of...r above in line???