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Mera mood off hai, Had a disagreement with someone close. Pls koi accha sa joke sunao na.

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Asked by vishal goel, 05 Nov '09 05:30 pm
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Conflicts are normal. Try use intellect to resolve at the earliest. All the best !
Three ants, Black, Red and White, were having evening walk. Black one said - Dhoop mein kaam kar kar ke kaali pad gayi hoon. Red one said - Main to khoon pee pee kar laal ho gayee hoon. White one revealed - Mein tum jaise hi hoon par ye gora rang thode din pehle he aaya hai - Fair & Lovely jo lagaa rahi hoon.
Answered by Lucky, 05 Nov '09 05:40 pm

 
  
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie..'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' ...more
Answered by Anu, 05 Nov '09 05:56 pm

 
  
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Thora naughty lekin mood achha ho jayega .....
1. A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja

2. For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

3. Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week ...more
Answered by PARTHA PATHAK, 05 Nov '09 05:37 pm

 
  
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Go to my page and see the Qs,i dont request u to answer.if i can be of any use i will be previleged but i am sure ur mood will be ok.
Answered by ashok paricha, 05 Nov '09 05:34 pm

 
  
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Hanso ,Joke sunna zaruri hai kya dant Nikalo aaaina dekho aur Khub hanso,samajhe jabardasti apna mood off karte rahte hai
Answered by Yasmin Kausar, 05 Nov '09 05:34 pm

 
  
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