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Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay my Income Tax, GST, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Customs Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, Property Tax, CGT, Water Tax, Professional Tax, Road Tax, STT, Education Cess, Wealth Tax, TOT, Capital Gain Tax, Congestion Levy etc etc and don't forget Hafta, Donations, Bribes, Chanda etc.
If I have some money left after that I will do business.
Sincerely,
An Indian.

Tags: money, relationships, income tax
Asked by Rahee, 20 Mar '12 10:18 pm
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1.

Lolzzzzzz :)))))))
Answered by Insane Guy, 20 Mar '12 10:23 pm

 
  
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Aap apne lene dene ke hissab "dena" is janaam mein pura kijiye !!
Agle janaam mein sirf :LENE" ka kaam karenge !!
Answered by Sunil Dodeja, 21 Mar '12 01:19 pm

 
  
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Bhagwan har samay hum sab bhartiyon ke sath hi rahta hai apni kripa banane ke liye
Answered by vedprakash sharma, 21 Mar '12 01:56 am

 
  
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How can you remember so many terms
Answered by anil garg, 21 Mar '12 01:28 am

 
  
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Otherwise, dear God, make me a politician so that I can get away without paying any of these.
Answered by Vikram, 20 Mar '12 10:58 pm

 
  
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Hey gr8
Answered by PsiEta, 20 Mar '12 10:21 pm

 
  
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Please transfer that strength to me also.
Answered by vikram bawa, 20 Mar '12 10:20 pm

 
  
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What is the use of lamenting after voting the dirty Congress party to power? Public must think well about their own welfare and vote for a good party which can understand the woes of the public and give a better budget.
Answered by Seshadri Srinivasan, 20 Mar '12 10:20 pm

 
  
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Old joke from newspaper
Answered by patelrekha, 20 Mar '12 10:33 pm

 
  
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