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Can u write one joke to make me smile ?

Tags: relationships, careers, entertainment
Asked by Mangesh Talekar, 09 Oct '13 02:15 pm
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Yes sir. if this can bring you laughter , i will pen it down. enjoy

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, its quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few plane ...more
Answered by Ataur Rahman, 09 Oct '13 02:18 pm

 
  
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No
Answered by Quest, 09 Oct '13 04:03 pm

 
  
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent SMS to her husband who was on official overseas tour.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.
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The husband, being the unromatic sort, replied :
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
Answered by Lucky, 09 Oct '13 02:27 pm

 
  
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Aapke nav ratn kahan hain, kisi se Birbal ko bula bhejiye
Answered by Om Shrivastava, 09 Oct '13 02:18 pm

 
  
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