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Are bhai aaj koi funny jock sunane wala hain kya?

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Asked by Gonju Bhoir, 12 Feb '08 07:03 pm
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yes sir
Answered by naughtyguy, 12 Feb '08 07:04 pm

 
  
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I once heard a Sardarji Joke something like this: The title of the joke is "Sardara Singh (SS) and the Train".

Once SS went to see a film in which there is a scene like 'train passing through a village where there is a river used for folks' batihing purpose too. A FM was in the initial process of undressing before plunging into the river - and Llllo, the train passed by. After all the bogies passed the shot seen was that the FM is fully immersed in the river water and driving deep into the water. The shot ended there. Now, Mr. SS went on the 2nd day and while anxiously awaiting for the scene to come, got upset and the scenario remained the same. Again SS went for the 3rd day and experienced the same disappointment. On the 4th day, the ticket collector on surprise asked SS, "Thanks SS ji, it seems you liked the Film pretty well, ey?" But SS's reaction was..."It is not the film that impressed me yar, it is that scene of that FM plunging into the rive ...more
Answered by kingcong, 12 Feb '08 07:24 pm

 
  
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'
Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'
Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in ...more
Answered by raja, 12 Feb '08 07:07 pm

 
  
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nahin bhai
Answered by lalith kumar, 12 Feb '08 07:04 pm

 
  
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Main kya "joke"r hoon?
Answered by Your Friend, 13 Feb '08 02:32 pm

 
  
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Ek tha ladka or ek tha ladki.
Dono ne aapaas mey jhagda karta tha.
Ek din saath mey or ek jooodh gaya...or ek bichad gaya.
Taab wo, jo bichaad gaya...oossse ekbaar fir moolakat hooyi,jo bichhad nehi gaya oonme se ek ki.Taab jo bichchad gaya wo pahechan nehi paayaa.
Answered by arindam dasgupta, 12 Feb '08 07:08 pm

 
  
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not me
Answered by rajesh sharma, 12 Feb '08 07:06 pm

 
  
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