Author Oscar Wilde, famous for his wit: How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Benjamin Franklin, inventor of bifocals: Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Muhammad Ali, The Greatest: My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Socrates, twice married by all accounts: By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
The much-married Woody Allen: In my house I'm the boss,my wife is just the decision ma