In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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One of the renouned music director was called for selection ovr All India Radio. He was not selected.Returned..........After few years somebody (freinds etc;) forced him to go again for interview/trial. Relectantly he went. Again he was rejected........BY this time he was in limelight and dont need any godfather for his future way of success........Again after some years some of the friends forced him for getting selected over AIR. This time he went with quite reluctance. Had his trial. Unfortuantely there were 3 judges this time. One for 1st time rejection, one for 2nd time rejection and one new one who invited him. Luckily this time he was selected. He wondered. and asked the officer who invited him, as to how he was selected?, telling him the earlier experience of rejection by the same judges. In reply the new officer said that both the earlier judges were deaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!