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Any special joke of Khushwant Singh ji that you remember ... ???

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Asked by Manoj M, 20 Mar 02:54 pm
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Wives of two MLAs were busy comparing notes about their spouses.
``Mine can talk hours on any subject!'' exclaimed one.
``That's nothing,'' said the other. ``Mine does not even need a subject to talk about.''
Answered by Francisco, 20 Mar 03:06 pm

 
  
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General Zia was driving around Islamabad when he saw long queues of Pakistanis outside several embassies wanting visas and entry permits to go abroad. He got out of his car and joined a line to find out why so many people wanted to leave. No sooner did people see the President with them that they left the queue to return to their homes. President Zia asked them why they had had the change of heart. They replied: ``If you are leaving Pakistan, there is no reason for us to go.''
Answered by Apocalypso, 20 Mar 02:58 pm

 
  
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No idea..but i remember one told ny no less than a joker who said that he cannot settle down in kashmir being a brahmin
Answered by RukhsanaSiddiqui, 20 Mar 02:56 pm

 
  
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He has written few joke books , go & buy
Answered by alok khatore, 21 Mar 01:57 pm

 
  
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Then there was the guy who, when asked to fill out his particulars on a form, wrote in the entry for ``Born'': Yes. And if you enjoyed that, consider this complaint by a passenger who missed his train: ``While me fall down in hurry to ride the going train I was saw the dam guard shouting the whistle and moving the flag (which country it was I didn't know) but he keep standing on the platefarum not try enter to the compartment. Was he go by aeroplan to next stashun?''
Answered by Lucky, 20 Mar 03:12 pm

 
  
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Khushwant singh did not write jokes on his own. though he was a very funny man. he had funny anecdotes which cannot eb said here due to lack of space,
his joke book contained jokes that were contributions by people like us , his readers

CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

Santa was flying to Chandigarh from Pune. He was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady. The lady requested Santa to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her. He refused, saying, 'I want to see the view from the window.' The old lady complained to the air hostess who requested Santa to sit on his allotted middle seat. Santa was adamant and bluntly refused. The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain. Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Santa's ears. Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat. Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot ...more
Answered by Ataur Rahman, 20 Mar 03:00 pm

 
  
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No idea
Answered by shanu kumar, 20 Mar 02:57 pm

 
  
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