After a trip of South , Santa,wife and son were returning to Punjab by T.Nadu EXP.
Santa in lower berth, wife middle and son the top berth ; When stopped in a station, they went to buy Ice cream When back they found that a South.Indian who cudn't u/stand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.Outraged, Santa called the TT .and TT told santa better if Santa explained the whole situation to him in English.
Santa explained:"That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child:))
Woooooooooih yeh ki Gal hai
Wah Santa -Kamal ki ta si tussi !!
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were gone, heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had finished the cider and the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the liquor bottle, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and a ...more